Snooze buttons.
After some nights I would rather hear the Lord himself call me upstairs over the sound of an alarm clock. They say normal, healthy people, should sleep between 8 and 9 hours every night. Sounds good, but if you're anything like me and you constantly find yourself staring into an empty bottle of liquor until the wee hours of the morning, then you're probably only getting about five or six. five or six bruh? That's an extended nap more than it is a complete nights sleep. So it's only natural that when 7:00am comes, and it does come fast, that I'm flying straight over to that snooze button...
Problem with the snooze button is it's addicting. Ain't no one ever hit the snooze one single time bruh. I usually hit the snooze even when I know I should already be up and dressed. <--- Problem. The snooze button has a weird way of making you think it's okay to keep sleeping.
It's got to the point where I am now setting 4 or 5 different alarms, all with their own individual snooze buttons. Sounds like a symphony in the bedroom bruh. Shit has me waking up with stress levels peaking. This is how real the struggle is..
I guess I can't blame it all on the snooze button, it's actually the entire alarm clock and the gruesome sounds that come along with it. I just wanna be woken up by doves soaring into my window and beautiful Dominican woman bringing me cups of fruit. If that's too much to ask then I don't know if this life is worth living. For now I guess I'll keep hitting the snooze button and continue this 6 month streak of being late for work.
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