I was inspired this weekend by horrible wardrobe malfunctions. There is something about 75 degree weather that brings out people's inner fuckin weirdo. The sun comes out and everyone needs to make a fashion statement.. Please help put an end to all of these.
1. Jean shorts.
The only people that should be wearing jean shorts are small children or old men. So if you aren't prepping for an MCAS test, or at a cookout with a handlebar mustache, take the jean shorts off. God created jeans to rest by your ankles, not your kneecaps.
2. Denim jumpsuits.
While we are on the topic of denim, let me please ask that no one ever think it's acceptable to slip on a denim jacket after putting on some jeans. You won't be taken seriously if you look live you've just been cut from a roll of denim. I don't care if you saw Chris Brown do it. He landed uppercuts on Rihanna and has bleach blond hair bruh. He can go dance in a corner, anything he does in life is irrelevant.
3. Socks in your boat shoes ?
(See above picture) No further explanation needed, just keep the socks out the Sperrys.
4. Fitted stickers
Don't disrespect your fitted like this bruh. Let the hat achieve greatness in society and remove that awkward sticker that covers 90% of the brim. And since we are peeling, get rid of the bar code sticker too, no one doing a price check.
5.Tucked in for the belt.
This one has to take the cake. You got guys out here tucking in a $6 Hanes t-shirt into a pair of vintage washed Old Navy jeans to show off a belt. Smh, go hang yourself with your Gucci belt.
Just look in the mirror bruh. And when in doubt, change clothes. There is no reason you should have your girl petrified while you're getting dressed before a night out.
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