Summertime Sexy

DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Summertime 

Hello beautiful women, I'm here today to tell you that I've been on Instagram the past couple weeks, throwing water balloons full of thirst directly at your recently uploaded images. The timeline says it all, I don't have to step outside to tell you that the temperature is rising.

Now that June is here, your choice of clothing will be much more appreciated. Hopefully those legs don't see the inside of sweatpants for a few months, and your Uggs are in a closet somewhere singing "Gone til' November"


I don't know women's fashion for shit. Actually, I often get ridiculed when picking out things that I think would look good on a woman *shrugs* On second thought tho, I shouldn't know women's fashion... no man should. If you know women's fashion you a faggot. I didn't spend my youth falling off bicycles and scraping my knees so I could grow up and tell a female which blazer compliments her fucking scarf bruh.

Anyways, here are a few things I would like to see you ladies incorporate more into your wardrobe this summer..

  Sundress / Maxi Dress

The sundress is such a good look. It has such a magical way of disguising the flaws, and bringing out the best in those curves. Do you know how AWFUL of a shape you have to have to look bad in one of these?

The " Messy Bun " 

I know this isn't clothing, but the messy bun really the greatest thing that could ever happen to a woman's head. Well, actually... Nvm

             Yoga Pants

Who don't love yoga pants? Homosexual men, that's who. I been fooled a couple times by yoga pants tho.. Gift didn't look as good once the wrapping paper came off.

Bikinis

Bikini really the only form of fashion which allows it to be socially acceptable to wear a bra and underwear in public, Amen.

"Hey boo you need help with that lotion or nah?"