10 things better than the Drake and Chris Brown fight

" It's been reported that Drake approached Brown, and they began arguing about Rihanna. That’s when Drake allegedly threw the first two blows at Brown, once in the face and then again with a bottle to his mouth.

Supposedly, the bottle Drake threw at Chris included an angry note which read, “I’m fucking the love of your life deal with it!” "

Here is a short list of things I think are better than the Brown and Drake beef...

10.) Accidental pregnancy.

9.)  Alarm clocks on Monday mornings.

8.) The girl who got hit with a bottle as a result of their fight.

7.) #ThrowbackThursday.

6.) Acne.

5.) This..

4.) Court dates.

3.) Jealous Ex-Girlfriends.

2.) Bath salts.

1.) Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS).