Bruh, there is not one male human being with a data plan that has not at one point in time, pissed off a woman he was having relations with. The reasons behind angering the beast can be from just about anything (No, really.. ANYTHING). Maybe you ignored all her calls and texts while you went out and consumed a disgusting amount of alcohol. Or maybe she spotted you drunk at the bar whispering into shorty's ear. Whatever the case may be, you know what's coming...
That text war just waiting to pop off and you're already at a disadvantage. It may start with a simple "Hi..." or "??", but don't be fooled or think shit is all cool. It's not. Pretty soon those paragraphs are gonna fly thru your SMS inbox with the quickest of deliveries bruh. Everything from complaints to disgust, and when that verbal stampede is over she waits on you for the response.
Nothing you say will be right, realizing this is key. When she starts drafting those short essays you just gotta take it on the chin. Half the time I don't even read the content, just wait for a good time to slip in the "Okay" or the "I can understand why you're mad". The more you say the worse, don't go adding fuel to that fire.
You want this to end as soon as possible, and that shit ain't gonna happen with you going back and forth while creating explanations. You can't argue with a woman thru text bruh, you will never win. Females are still undefeated all time in fights via text. Zero losses..ever. That's her home fuckin court, we will never be prepared to battle there.
